May 2012
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Anonymous asked: Why do you write so much?
taweesha:
Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
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Guidelines for New Tumblr Users/Harmonious Tumblr...
lastofthetimeladies:
robinisthebride:
This is the reblog button. Use this when you see a post you would want in your blog. Don’t save the said picture or gif on your computer and make another post. That takes too long! And if you think, “Oh but this one probably just took 5 minutes to edit”, try Photoshop first, see if you can create exactly the same edit.
Weheartit, Fanpop, and other sites...
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barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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Anonymous asked: What is the most recent life-changing thing to happen to you?
314-eater:
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
Watchway-of-the-dragon:
freecocaine:
FINALLY
i take this post as an appreciation of lara’s pulver dress
(photo source)
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