partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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(via claraoswaldo)
I love everything in this
(Source: iraffiruse, via wholockedj)
- Societal expectations of masculinity
- Societal expectations to provide for women
- No long term reversible male birth control
- Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
- Unfair treatment in child custody battles
- No support for male victims of domestic abuse
- Media portrayal of married men as weak morons
Not men’s issues
- The friend zone
- Women not dating you
(via holmesgone)
A Toast… To Leonardo DiCaprio.
Here! Here!
(via themadhatter-steacup)
the power of facial hair
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via based-on-a-false-story)
That time when Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, Simon Pegg and Benedict Cumberbatch had a “guy’s night out” during the filming of Star Trek Into Darkness and documented the entire experience on Twitter.
(via booker-dewitts)
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekov:
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike:
Star Trek into Darkness cast.
Holy snap.
omfg omfg omfg
(via booker-dewitts)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
(via zombie-alykat)

this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(Source: babylizard, via zombie-alykat)
THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY
IT’S ITALICIZED
*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*
(via wholockedj)
Please play this at my birthday.
I am so glad I came back to listen to this.
(via wholockedj)
Museums are really weird.
this is awesome, the end
(via jonlocked)